Monday, June 11, 2007

Apocalypto

The red envelope arrived Thursday.

"I can't watch this," I told her. She asked why.


'Cause I promised myself I wouldn't. Don't you remember the anti-Jewish, sugar-tits rant the guy went on last summer?"

"Send it back," she said.

So I did.
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4 comments:

  1. Christopher Scott Jones9:36 AM

    Three hours of human sacrifces and gore? Sounds like Thanksgiving at my inlaws.

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  2. primalscreamx2:41 PM

    I loved that film. Particularly, the part where Ookla the Mok rescues Thundarr from the cyborg cannibals.

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  3. The Film Geek3:29 PM

    HA! Princess Ariel might have been the inspiration for "sugar-tits."

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  4. Elvis Drinkmo10:33 PM

    I didn't think this movie looked very good in the first place. But I could be wrong if there's cyborgs and cannibals.

    Boy, hasn't Mel Gibson come long a long way (in the wrong direction) since the Road Warrior. And I'm wondering now if that movie wasn't such a classic because Gibson wasn't just acting like a crazed loner lunatic- he actually is a crazed loner lunatic.

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