Tuesday, June 05, 2007

So I Had A Bad Day

It's the little things that I didn't notice doing at the time that, as I reflect on them at night, tell me how bad my day actually blew.

In a moment designed to (a) get a brief sense of respite and (b) experience the pleasure that can come only from sex or chocolate, I read the newspaper and ate a Klondike Bar while sitting on
the toilet in my locked bathroom.

That's just not right.

8 comments:

  1. You are correct. That isn't right. Everyone knows that a Twix bar helps cheer up a bad day better that a Klondike! :-)

    I sure hope you didn't find it in there...

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  2. Oh man! And I thought my husband was gross for taking his laptop to the bathroom!

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  3. Anonymous11:48 PM

    Ok. I am not really sure what to say about that. Even I wouldn't expect that out of you.

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  4. Anonymous8:25 AM

    And what's even worse is the fact that you chose to share it with the world! Gee Thanks. -Cara

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  5. The only problem with that is you have to be VERY careful about licking chocolate off your fingers.

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  6. I've done much worse...
    Here's to the day after being a lot better.

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  7. To all those who commented on my grossness: Yep, it probably is. But that Kloindike Bar sure was good.

    Bill: Thanks, for both comments. And it was. A lot better.

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  8. It's like my Great-Grandma always says, "If you're gonna sink you may as well go the bottom."

    Or something like that :D

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