Expensive Parrot-head
Recently, USAToday ran a quick 5 Questions For Jimmy Buffett in it's Lifestyle section. In addition to being, essentially, a cover band of himself these days, Buffett is also an author. His latest novel, Swine Not? A Novel Pig Tale is about a pig that lives in a hotel in New York.
Ahem...
USAToday's questions were fairly simple, but they didn't ask the one question that I've wanted to ask Buffett for years:
How the hell does a "frozen concoction maker" sell for $379.00?
The short answer: Jimmy Buffett fans are affluent and he understands his customer.
ReplyDeleteQuestion #6:
ReplyDelete"Mr. Buffett. . . do you consider yourself a sellout?"
Hiya Anonymous: That answer is a perfect spin on what I consider, in truth, to be the actions of a sell out. But that's just me. If Jackson Pollock had lived and sold high priced art supplies with his initials engraved on them from the gift shop of a cheeseburger stand, I'd call him a sell out. There's no difference here.
ReplyDeleteSee, the worldly and wise Mr. Chinchilla gets it, too.
Those frozen margarita makers (not Jimmy Buffet named) sell for close to $300 at Linens n Things, so I guess they're just expensive.
ReplyDeleteMakes me happy I don't enjoy "slushie" drinks - on the rocks is good enough! LOL.
Correction: I think it's the same one at Linens n Things. It's $299 plus FREE shipping! Sheesh!
ReplyDeletelove your blog!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Anonymous! Stop by and talk anytime. :)
ReplyDeleteIs it that I totally miss the Baby Boomer's fascination with this faux island jerk or do I find this totally in line with the man's corporate attitude towards merch?
ReplyDeleteI must be the only Boomer who finds Buffet stupid and repulsive at the same time.
Make him go away. He's made a shitpile of money. Yahoo! Congrats. Now leave and enjoy your wealth.
You are spot-on, my friend. Spot-on!
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