But if you're a woman and your evening shower is interrupted by a strange noise outside, by all means it's safe to investigate while partially clothed and armed only with a flashlight.
Jackie: That reminds me of a girl I knew in first grade who got her hair caught in a sausage grinder. They butchered their own hogs, and she gave a lot of her pony tail to the effort. Ugggghh.
But if you're a woman and your evening shower is interrupted by a strange noise outside, by all means it's safe to investigate while partially clothed and armed only with a flashlight.
ReplyDeleteYes! I'd want to say nothing to discourage that. Evah.
ReplyDeleteAnd... if a black cat crosses your path, to throw it over your shoulder.
ReplyDeleteAnd finding a penny is good luck, but it's better luck to just write me a check.
(4) And watch that you don't get your long, flowing locks caught in a blender...or a car door. ;)
ReplyDeleteThis the second Friday the 13 in a row! That means Jason gets a 2x multiplier bonus!
ReplyDeleteDon't open your brolly inside!
Jackie: That reminds me of a girl I knew in first grade who got her hair caught in a sausage grinder. They butchered their own hogs, and she gave a lot of her pony tail to the effort. Ugggghh.
ReplyDeleteBill: It's bad luck for me to write checks! How ironic.
ReplyDeleteAllClick: Can you dwarw me a picture of a brolly? :)
5) Avoid mixing alcohol and Facebook.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin..... ;)