Wednesday, July 01, 2009

The One Where I Call Joe Jackson A Prick

In case you were curious how Michael Jackson's strange perspective on himself and the world developed, here's a 4 minute and 12 second tutorial.

I wasn't a fan of Jackson, but I am a fan of the concept of family. Joe Jackson should be ashamed...

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7 comments:

  1. Paige8:38 PM

    Calling him a "prick" gives pricks a bad name.

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  2. Spike Nesmith9:58 PM

    Oooh, that headline turned up on my Good reader and I was about to come on here and claim that them was fightin' words.

    ...but then I realised we were talking about different Joe Jacksons.

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  3. The Film Geek10:07 PM

    True, Paige. True.

    Spike: I don't know if that Joe Jackson ( I presume you mean the British musician, not the old-school baseball player) is a prick or not. I have a pretty good idea this one is, though.

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  4. Christopher Scott Jones9:32 AM

    But Ranch Records, they have Blue Ray!

    I bet he read Al Hendrix's book "How To Milk a Dead Goat."

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  5. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Glad that I'm not the only who hates that bastardly dad of Michael. He should be called Blowjoe (Blowjob Joe), Joejob (Joe Blowjob), and Joehard (Joe Blowhard) because of all the crap that he gave his son.

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  6. Anonymous2:34 PM

    Here are other nicknames to call Joe:

    1. Joe Jack Offson

    2. Joe Mama Jackson

    3. Joe Jerkson

    4. Joe Jerk Offson

    5. Joe Jackshit

    6. Joe Prickson

    7. Joe Jacksuck

    8. Joe Fuckson

    9. Joe Jacksap

    10. Joe Jackson of a bitch

    11. Joe Jackstupid

    12. Joe Jackstink

    13. Blow Jackson

    14. Blowhard Jackson

    15. Blowjob Jackson

    16. Joe Crapson

    17. Joe Jackhead (Jack Crackhead)

    18. Joe Crackheadson

    19. Joe Jack Me Off

    20. Joe Jerk Me Off

    21. Joe Dickson

    22. Joe Dickheadson

    23. Joe Dickwipe-son

    24. Joe Cockson

    25. Joe Cocksuckerson

    26. Joe Jasshole (Jackson Asshole)

    27. Joe Jastard (Jackson Bastard)

    28. Joe Douchebackson (Douchebag Jackson)

    29. Joe Fackson (Fag Jackson)

    30. Joe Faggot

    31. Joe Hard-Asson (Hard-Ass Jackson)

    32. Joe Smart-Asson (Smart-Ass Jackson)

    33. Joe Tight-asson (Tight-Ass Jackson)

    34. Joe Candy-Asson (Candy-Ass Jackson)

    35. Joe Wise-Asson (Wise-Ass Jackson)

    36. Jig Jackson

    37. Joe Jigson (Jig Jackson)

    38. Joe Jackass

    39. Joe Jerkass

    40. Joe Jerkasson (Jerkass Jackson)

    41. Jerk Jackson

    42. Jackass Jackson

    43. Jack Off Jackson

    44. Jerk Off Jackson

    45. Joe Jack Horny

    46. Joe Kiss-Asson (Kiss Jackson)

    47. Joe Lard-Asson (Lard-ASs Jackson)

    48. Joe Prickson (Prick Jackson)

    49. Joe Putzon (Putxz Jackson)

    50. Joe Hard-On

    51. Joe Jaquiff (Jackson Quiff)

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  7. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Here are more nicknames to call Joe:

    1. Joe Jackswipe (Jackson Asswipe)

    2. Joe Jackhole (Jackass Asshole)

    3. Joe Jerk-Off

    4. Joe Nut Son (Nut Sack Jackson)

    5. Blowjobson

    6. Joe Fellackson (Fellatio Jackson)

    7. Joe Motherfuckson

    8. Mofo (Motherfucker) Jackson

    9. Asshole Jackson

    10. Joe Jackshole

    11. Joe Half-Asson (Half-Ass Jackson)

    12. Joe Jackenshit (Jackson Chickenshit)

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