Tiger's image stands a better chance after 12 rounds with an angry wife than it does if he cozies up to O.
Play it smart, Tiger. Sometimes the best way outta the rough is to pitch it, and not hit for the green.
Friday, December 04, 2009
Please, Make It Stop: Part 18
As if Tiger Woods didn't have enough trouble in his life at present, Oprah--The Queen of Self-Involvement--has come callin'.
Tiger's image stands a better chance after 12 rounds with an angry wife than it does if he cozies up to O.
Play it smart, Tiger. Sometimes the best way outta the rough is to pitch it, and not hit for the green.
Tiger's image stands a better chance after 12 rounds with an angry wife than it does if he cozies up to O.
Play it smart, Tiger. Sometimes the best way outta the rough is to pitch it, and not hit for the green.
Oprah. Is. The. Devil.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. I started Please, Make It Stop three years ago for Paris Hilton, but my indignation for Oprah soon caused me to reserve it mostly for her.
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