Monday, August 07, 2006

Please Make It Stop: Part 6

Paris Hilton just got a whole lot less interesting...

In a recent interview with the British version of GQ (which, if you haven't picked up a copy of late, is way more dapper than it's American counterpart) Hilton announced she would remain celibate for one full year.

Hold the presses!

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," the 25-year-old stated.

By the way, did I mention that the House Of Wax star is 25 freakin' years old?!? For the love of God, what 25-year-old says that to anyone, really, much less to a periodical with the reach of GQ.

My head hurts...

photo by By Paul Hawthorne, AP


Off Route 75 said...

Stupid ho won't make it past three weeks.

Stitching Barbie Girl said...

Her face hurts me.