Monday, August 07, 2006

Please Make It Stop: Part 6

Paris Hilton just got a whole lot less interesting...

In a recent interview with the British version of GQ (which, if you haven't picked up a copy of late, is way more dapper than it's American counterpart) Hilton announced she would remain celibate for one full year.

Hold the presses!

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," the 25-year-old stated.

By the way, did I mention that the House Of Wax star is 25 freakin' years old?!? For the love of God, what 25-year-old says that to anyone, really, much less to a periodical with the reach of GQ.

My head hurts...


photo by By Paul Hawthorne, AP

2 comments:

Off Route 75 said...

Stupid ho won't make it past three weeks.

Stitching Barbie Girl said...

Her face hurts me.