Monday, August 21, 2006

Please Make It Stop: Part 7

Paris Hilton, on her debut album:

"I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

Followed by the profound: "I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, 'Ugh.' They won't even dance."

Now, where did I put that "The End Is Near" signboard?

1 comment:

The Goddezzz Fontezzz said...

Paris is proof positive that money will buy you anything - talent, looks, a career.... If she wasn't a Hilton, she'd be just another incredibly homely, skinny girl with acne stocking shelves in the toy department at Walmart.