Action star and all-around-tough-guy actor in need of professional organizer of memorabilia.
Successful applicant will demonstrate the ability to organize personal belongings and photographs in creative fashion, maintain household closet and pantry space, run occasional errands and complete light housework.
Applicant must also understand the subtle intricacies of alphabetizing and maintaining extensive DVD collections.
Will be supplied with a video camera and necessary audio equipment. And a gun. Reasons for and rules about gun use will be discussed prior to start date.
Must sign confidentiality agreement.
If you believe you meet these qualifications and would like to apply, contact Bruce Willis.