It never ends.
By Brendan McDermid, Reuters
Being a 63-year-old rocker is pretty weird. Being a rocker with a publicly known affection for blow is weirder. Telling people you mixed your father's cremated ashes with some toot and snorted the concoction for the hell of it?
Dude, that's just jacknuttery.
Keith Richards is backing off the story now, but I don't buy his take-back. You and I both know how it went down.
By Kevork Djansezian, AP
I'm sorry. What were you saying about Halle Berry? I wasn't listening.
By Michael Caulfield, 2001 AP file
John Goodman, sued by a German production company for allegedly backing out of a movie deal.
Remember when Goodman had a movie career, and he didn't have to [allegedly] back out of movie deals with German production companies?
Where's that Halle Berry story again?
Look, I don't give a rat's ass if Sanjaya Malakar wins this season of American Idol or not. Really. I won't buy the CD either way.
What I am pissed about, though, is that the little bastard has a Wikipedia entry, and I don't.