Friday, June 15, 2007

It Couldn't Have Been Worse

I freakin' hate Green Lantern.

First of all, his ring was supposed to find the one man on Earth who was fearless, and worthy of it's power. It picked test pilot Hal Jordan, completely ignoring people like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent who, for large chunks of their day, carried out feats of heroism.

There were no amendments in the Corps. handbook that called for the omission of "fearless humans other than those already engaged in superhero-dom."

Secondly, the ring--which is supposed to be the most powerful weapon in the universe--has been used mostly to conjure up giant green power-drills and bubbles in which non-flying comrades could be carried by GL as he flew them to a mission.

What a waste...

So, when I took the Which Superhero Are You? quiz while visiting the DC Comictician site, I was more than disappointed in the results.

"Your results:
You are Green Lantern"

I wanna be The Batman!!

Check it out yourownself.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am Wonder Woman! -Cara

Jackie Lantern said...

I'm The Hulk of all things. You know, maybe that is about right.. :D

Route 75 said...

If you naysay the Green Lantern again, I'm going to beat your ass.

The Film Geek said...

I'd rather be Vixen than GL...

RedZeppelin said...

It says I'm Superman. Uh, ok.

Jim said...

Cool, I'm Spiderman!

Hoyt said...

I'm Spidey, too...but wait...does that mean I'm the bad Spidey?

JDB said...

Yup, I'm Spiderman, too. I have great power? News to me!

the laughing gypsy said...

Wonder Woman, darn it! I wanted to be Batman!

No wait, I get to fly the invisible jet! And that magic lasso is gonna come in handy with the horses....

Muze Euterpe said...

Supergirl. Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent.

HHMMMMMmmmmmm

Chris James said...

Muze: Sounds like a liberal to me :)

This might resolve the whole Green Lantern thing. Was the test pilot picked before the multiverses were consolidated?

Chris James said...

Oh, and I'm Spidey, BTW.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to microwave some spiders for a bit and get them to bite me.

billydaking said...

It could have been worse. You could have been Aquaman.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

I just must have lucked out by getting Batman- Catwoman was second and I couldn't have picked that one better.

No offense to the Marvel fans, but if I had turned out to be Iron Man or the Hulk, I probably would have had to find a thirteen story building to jump off of.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Hey, did anyone take the Super Villain test to the left of the Super Hero test. I just did and came out as the Joker- man, I think these things are trying to tell me I'm certifiable.

The Film Geek said...

I'm with you on the Marvel dis, Elvis. And I missed the villain quiz...gonna check that out now!

primalscreamx said...

I'm part of the Lantern Corps, too. Yay... I get to create giant stuffed animals and have them battle giant stuffed animals created by a dork with a yellow ring.
But I'm also Apocalypse.

All Click said...

Fast, athletic and flirtatious

I'm the Flash!

I always though that red was my colour.

Suzy said...

"You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character." Ahh yeah. I'm Wonder Woman. The Amazon Queen.