Monday, November 26, 2007

Count Out

One question has plagued slackers, rednecks and Gen-X'ers alike for years:

"What you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"

According to reports, Linda Hogan just answered the question.

(Photo by Stephen Chernin, AP)

7 comments:

Buzzardbilly said...

Two things really get me about this story.

1. I can understand not having the balls to tell Hulk Hogan to his face that she was divorcing him. I cannot understand not having her lawyer contact him the minute the paperwork was filed. I'm a pretty angry woman and I cannot imagine anything that would anger me enough to leave it open for reporters to break the news.

2. Do you wonder if the reporter was secretly wishing Hulk would crash upon hearing the news? What kind of fucking idiot pops out with a question about freshly filed divorce papers to someone who's driving?

Jackie said...

Fuck all that. What woman in her right mind wouldn't want to be married to the Hulkster? There's obviously some mental health issues going on here...

The Film Geek said...

I hear ya, Buzzardbilly. I was kinda enjoying the jacknuttiness of it, but now I feel kinda bad. :)

Hey Jackie: You said it, man! I guess she got tired of those 19 inch [ahem]pythons.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

There seems to be a trend here. Reality show = relationhip failure. Except the Osbournes, but I'm not so sure Ozzy knows who or where he is anymore these days.

Barbie Girl said...

Hulk Hogan has a really nice tan.

I kinda feel bad for the poor guy finding out the way he did.

fishing guy said...

I watched the show several times and Linda seemed like a real ditz. I'm not too surprised by this. She was living through her husband and her children. Maybe she thought the TV show made her famous.

All Click said...

Hulk was always a one-man show anyway. Hulkamania will continue, oh yeeeeeeaahh!