Halle Berry stars as...
Oh, man. Forget it. I'm too tired to try, and the movie was too bad for me to make the effort.
Listen, my friend Hoyt and I have this theory that Bruce Willis can't make a bad movie. That somehow, Willis has this flick-dar that allows him the ability to sniff out and star in above average movies, even if the premise of his movie leaves a lot to be desired.
Hoyt, I'm sorry. But Perfect Stranger proves our theory wrong. Dead wrong. In fact, watching it through to the end made me feel a lot like this:
This time next year, Perfect Stranger will be in my Flashback! list. Guaranteed.