"WhatchagonnagetyourwifeforValentymes?
Huh? What? Youcantellme, c'mon!
Tell me, whatyougettin'forValentymes?."
The only consoling factor for me is that this annoyance ends on February 15th. Unlike my year-long struggle with people from Putnam County, WV, who regularly pronounce their county "Putman." It makes me want to drive a stake through their hearts.
Hearts.
I love it when two different rants find common ground.
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ITA - especially with the Putman thing. The Evil Twin and I would say, "Is that anywhere near Vietman?"
When my 5 year old says Valentymes it's cute, but I correct her. When you hear someone who is not 5 say it, it's way annoying.
I'm getting my girlfriend a Doverman Pincher or maybe a Rockweiller. Our dog was hit and killed by a car after getting away from us at a rest stop on the 4-lane. We thought maybe she would be alright when she made it to the medium, but irregardless, a flat-bed carrying rebarb ended it.
Gee, Jay, I'm sawwry to hear that. :)
Supposebly there's some holiday coming up????
A friend of mine used to say "ruint" for "ruined" and each and every time I wanted to use her vocal cords to slingshot her into another galaxy.
Hey Anonymous: there is, but I forget pacifically which holiday it is.
My boss, AKA Chicken (for Chicken Little) recently told our inventory guy "well, if we do that, it will throw up a red feather". a feather. a FEATHER. Come on now! He also told someone the other day that he doesn't "buttercoat" things (instead of sugarcoat). I have thought about getting a book, like a baby book, and recording these gems. Oh, there was also the time he talked about something being a "trick 22" instead of catch 22. and he regularly uses the word "legally" when he shouldn't.
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