Sunday, September 07, 2008

The Jacknut Chronicles' Sunday Edition: A Lesson In Covering Your Ass

Jacknut Quote Of The Week: "Uh, well I haven’t got in…structions to uh as to what to tell everybody yet...but uh, uh we just have an emergency alarm in progress right now. And we’ll, we’ll contact ya when as soon as I get the information to… give ya I’ll contact ya…"

~ Report to Emergency 911 Dispatcher from Bayer CropScience Plant front gate guard Steve Brick , who was unsure where his Talking Points Guidebook was as the chaos from an explosion that killed one person and injured two raged on.

1 comment:

Donutbuzz said...

Help is on the way!