Thursday, November 06, 2008

The Jacknut Chronicles: A Special Weekday Edition

Some acts of jacknuttery simply can't wait until Sunday to be shared.

Thanks to Stanton for passing this newsclip along. The man knows his jacknuts as well as he knows a good West Virginia-style hot dog.

Woman accused of trying to set father on fire with mouthwash

"Charleston, WV: State Police arrested a Charleston woman accused of battering her parents.

Laura Katherine Joslin, 23, of Asbury Road is being held at South Central Regional Jail. Trooper P.T. Kelly was dispatched to the home at about 8:20 p.m. Monday in response to a domestic disturbance where dispatchers warned that a woman was fighting with her parents inside, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court. Marilyn and David Joslin told Kelly when he arrived at their home that Laura, their daughter, had physically battered them, according to the complaint.

Laura struck Marilyn across the head with a styling brush and caused a minor cut on her head, the complaint stated. Laura also swung at David twice, then poured mouthwash over his head and tried to light it to set him on fire, according to the report.

Laura Joslin was arrested and charged with two counts of domestic battery."


All Click said...

Great mug shot photo. She even tucked her hair behind her ear so you could get her "best side".

RedZeppelin said...

This is why we must outlaw mouthwash. See what happens when it gets into the wrong hands?

The Film Geek said...

Allclick: I didn't notice that! Good catch.

Redzeppelin: Point taken, my friend. :)

Elvis Drinkmo said...

It may not have burned, but I bet it made the guy feel all minty fresh. ;)

RedZeppelin said...

You give me too much credit. I was just making a bad joke. I realized only later that it might be tied to my previous comments about guns. Heh.