Friday, March 13, 2009

Let's Be Careful Out There

Friday the 13th!

Note(s) to self: Stay (1) off high buildings, (2) out of crosswalks on streets where Jackie is driving and (3) no gun cleaning today.

There's such a fear about this day, you'd think someone wouldda made a movie about it already.

8 comments:

Paul said...

But if you're a woman and your evening shower is interrupted by a strange noise outside, by all means it's safe to investigate while partially clothed and armed only with a flashlight.

The Film Geek said...

Yes! I'd want to say nothing to discourage that. Evah.

primalscreamx said...

And... if a black cat crosses your path, to throw it over your shoulder.

And finding a penny is good luck, but it's better luck to just write me a check.

larryosaurus said...

(4) And watch that you don't get your long, flowing locks caught in a blender...or a car door. ;)

All Click said...

This the second Friday the 13 in a row! That means Jason gets a 2x multiplier bonus!

Don't open your brolly inside!

The Film Geek said...

Jackie: That reminds me of a girl I knew in first grade who got her hair caught in a sausage grinder. They butchered their own hogs, and she gave a lot of her pony tail to the effort. Ugggghh.

The Film Geek said...

Bill: It's bad luck for me to write checks! How ironic.

AllClick: Can you dwarw me a picture of a brolly? :)

Elvis Drinkmo said...

5) Avoid mixing alcohol and Facebook.

I'm just sayin..... ;)