Sunday, March 01, 2009

Prom Night

Mrs. Film Geek continues her search for a satisfying horror/slasher flick.

TOTALS:

Body Count: 12

Time Of Suspense: 1.75 minutes

Actors With Talent: 0

Non-Sensical Subplots: 3

Predictability Factor: 100%

Enjoyment Factor: I liked 1 song in the soundtrack

3 comments:

unsilentmajority said...

You should always review movies like this.

Buzzardbilly said...

I feel so robbed! Not that I don't love the original one or anything, I just read the title and thought you were going to share a tale of you in some colored tux of our youth and the awkward beauty that is prom (sometimes).

The Film Geek said...

Hey Un: Dude, then I'd not be able to wax on and on about my life and beliefs! And everyone knows, I don't review movies. I just comment on them.

Buzzardbilly: I hear ya. To be perfectly honest, both those (a tale about my prom tux--it was a strange color, and a story about my prom) were in the first draft. But, figured it was a story I should pass on this time. It will make it back later, I'm sure. :)

By the way, this wasn't a remake I don't think. I liked the Jaime Lee Curtis (or whoever) one better!