Huntington, WV's Herald-Dispatch reports the city has a new distinction: men living in the Mountain State's second largest city are some of the ugliest dudes in the United States.
Totalbeauty.com (a site I didn't know existed because, clearly, I'm one of those ugly dudes who doesn't think often about his looks) ranks Huntington as having the 5th ugliest population of men, tied with Mobile, Alabama.
By the way, I've been to Mobile. I have friends in Mobile. Huntingtonians are nowhere near as ugly as Mobilians.
Check out this picture of me (far right) and some friends, taken at my recent high school reunion, for proof!
Here's the Top Nine list put out by the beauty site. (I'm unsure why they came up with only nine):
No. 1: El Paso, Texas
No. 2: Hagerstown, Md.
No. 3: Miami
No. 4: Greensboro, N.C.
No. 5: Mobile, Ala. and Huntington (tie)
No. 6: Detroit
No. 7: Philadelphia
No. 8: Houston
Where's A. James Manchin when we need him?