Avatar

Friday, 10:00pm

Mrs. Film Geek: "Hey, wanna watch Avatar? Even though this bonus footage version is 185 minutes long, we have the time, huh? We'll sleep in tomorrow."

Me: "Sure, turn the crank on the DVD player and I'll get the popcorn."

Friday, 10:20pm

Me: "Wow, the visuals in this flick are incredible, eh? I'm not sure I've ever seen anything like it. And the story is sort of interesting."

Mrs. Film Geek: "Yeah, the story's OK. But that is some vivid blue."

Friday, 11:15pm

Me: "I'm gonna go get more popcorn. Need anything?"

Mrs. Film Geek: "Nope. But you want me to pause it until you get back?"

Me: "Nah, I'll catch up when I get back. The story's not that hard to follow."

Saturday: 12:10am

Me: "Jesus, how long can this movie go on? We get it! We get the analogies and the metaphors. Wrap this baby up!"

Saturday, 12:25am

Mrs. Film Geek: : "Hey, turn on your side a bit, you're snoring is keeping me from hearing the dialogue."

Me: "Zzzzzzzzzzzz..."