Fatman

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the land

Few children were good; in fact, most were bad.

Kris and Ruth Kringle and all of the elves

Were nearing bankruptcy, close to filing Chapter 12!

There's a kid who hates Santa, and an assassin does too

They team together to take Santa down.

Guns blaze and blood spills before the night is done

Bullets whiz and bombs blow, I wonder who won?

There are no spoilers here, you'll have to watch the flick

To find out if Ruth lives, along with husband St. Nick.

The cinematography's poor and the plot is too thin

But it's sorta neat to see Mel Gibson in an action film again.