Just woke up from my long Winter's Oscar nap...Did Dolly finish her song?
Most Over-Exposed Celeb O' The Evening Award: George Clooney.
The man is seriously talented and handsome-enough-to-make-me-stare, but c'mon...The Oscar buzz and chatter about Clooney made him out to be some West Coast Bruce Wayne.
Most Obvious Award O' The Evening Award: Ang Lee.
The guy is out-Spielberg-ing Spielberg. The man is brilliant. (And, he seems quite nice, too.)
Best What The Hell Award: Three 6 Mafia.
Best Chick I'd Never Stand A Chance With Award: Jessica Alba.
I'm painfully aware that if she and I were alone in a bar late at night she wouldn't start the conversation. So, stop telling me that!
Best Moment To Go Make Some Popcorn Award: Dolly Parton's live rendition of Travelin' Thru.
Heard it once before, when it was called Coat of Many Colors.
Overall, I thought the show was a "D." What about you?