Tuesday, October 10, 2006

He Gets My Vote

John Mason gets my vote for Unluckiest Man Alive.

Sure, there are people worse off. But I'm talking luck. The little space between choices one makes, which affects future options and possibilities.

Mason, shown in this NBC photo with former fiance Jennifer Wilcox, was recently sued by the Runaway Bride for half a million bucks.

According to Atlanta television station WAGA, which reported on the lawsuit Monday night: "Wilbanks seeks $250,000 as her share of a home Mason purchased through the partnership with proceeds from $500,000 received for selling their story to an agent, plus $250,000 in punitive damages for allegedly abusing the power of attorney she granted for him to handle their financial affairs."

I hope he counter-sues for the egg on his face from that whole fake abduction fiasco. I mean, the guy was a rock when she pretended to go missing, then stood by her for months while she went through therapy and tried to get her life straightened out. He's a saint in my book...I would've bugged out after my second glance at those freaky eyes!


eclectic guy said...

The girl is most def a freak of the first class. What audacity! What gall!

Poor bastard.

Anonymous said...

Wow. She has that "Yeah, I'm crazy.....WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?" look.

Stitching Barbie Girl said...

She has "aaaoooogah" eyes. You know on cartoons when the eyes sort of pop out and they play that sound effect? That is what I think when I see her!