Saturday, April 07, 2007

Please, Make It Stop: Part 11

I think it started with Bennifer, and caught fire with Brangelina and TomKat. Portmanteau words: Sounds and meanings from two different words merged into one new word.

Please! Make it stop.

Now comes the Celebrity Couple Name Maker. Not since the Bass-O'-Matic has such an invention been so unnecessary. Nor as annoying.

Plug in your first or last name, then the same for your significant other, hit click and discover what you two would be called if you were beautiful, wealthy and a celebrity. Talent not required.

Although I qualify as none of the above, I did try the Namemaker. Not because I wanted to, of course, but because I felt obligated to before writing this post. Yeah, ...that's the ticket. It was professional obligation.

TheFilm + MrsGeek = TheFeek

Not exactly TomKat, but far better than Spederline.


Jackie Lantern said...

LMAO!!! This is great!

The Film Geek said...

Yeah, I admit it was pretty fun, Jaclet. :)

Stanton said...

Jaclet? I would have thought "Scarlantern"

Kelly said...

Here is mine...Dally or Kemon. They both suck!

the laughing gypsy said...

Don't forget Bangel and Spuffy!

--a longtime Vampire Slayer fan