Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Two Days In

After two sick days stuck in bed with nothing but a laptop and remote control to entertain me, I've come to some random conclusions:

1. Women's Erotic Wrestling XXI is neither erotic or 'rasslin.

2. The Big Lebowski is funnier each time I watch it.

3. The View is boring without catfights.

4. The Fly--the remake starring Jeff Goldblum--is a terrific way to kill 90 minutes.

5. NyQuil causes the strangest dreams. I went into a deep slumber Sunday evening, and dreamt WVU Coach Rich Rodriguez skipped out for Michigan.

6. West Virginia has some terrific bloggers.

7. The governor of West Virginia seems to have stronger and more outspoken opinions about football coaching than he does about the incident involving Megan Williams and a poor state economy. Combined.

8. Not showering for three days is somehow liberating.

9. Even jacknuts can be friendly.

10. The cable company does not, cannot and will not bill you discretely for adult programming. No matter how many times you call and beg. (See #1.)


Evil Twin's Wife said...

FG - what I find most amusing about the jacknuts is that they can't spell or put together a grammatically correct sentence, yet have advanced degrees? After I graduated from high school and college, the standards must have dropped right off the planet.

Oh, and I hope you're feeling better. :-) At least you still have your sense of humor. :-)

The Film Geek said...

Thanks, ETW. I'm at a bit of a low point with blogging these days. It might be the head cold, or it could be that I'm just kinda tired, but it's not that much fun right now. So, I apprecaite the sense of humor comment! :)

Elvis Drinkmo said...

West Virginia has some terrific bloggers.

Indeed we do. The best, I dare say. Count yourself among those, Film Geek.

The Film Geek said...

Thank you, Elvis. I've been reading a lot of WV based blogs the last couple of days while I'm a bit down and out. And I'm really amazed at what I'm reading. Creative, talented folks. And again, I appreciate the comment.

I sorta needed it.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

I hear you, brother.

This time of year really sucks if you ask me. But being connected to my people makes it all feel a little better.

Barbie Girl said...

Feel better. The Barbie family has taken turns being sick over the past 2 weeks and unfortunately Barbie Girl has taken the hit 2 times.

I feel your pain.

JDB said...

Perhaps if we could combine The View with the Women's Erotic Wrestling XXI things would pick up? Just don't imagine Baba Wawa slitherin' around in Jello or something.

All Click said...

Just mention my name at the Cable company.
Say " Mr. Wookit sent me" and they change any "adult" movie to display "Mr Bean's Greatest hits"

Hope your feeling better soon.

primalscreamx said...

I would actually pay to see Baba Wawa slither in jello, provided it was the kind with slices of bananas in it.
It's just about where her career has gone.

Hoyt said...

Regarding No. 7: Add Fred Armstrong to that list, too.

Hope you're feeling better. This thing's taking out everyone in my office and at home!

Buzzardbilly said...

Would the Women's Erotic Wrestling XXI have been better if Shirley Love had hosted and interviewed locals between bouts?

I heard that it had really fallen below the standards set by Women's Erotic Wresting XX.

Hope you get to feeling better.

Every day I find new blogs that I love.