The Heartbreak Kid

The Farrelly Brothers' The Heartbreak Kid, a remake of a 1972 flick starring Charles Grodin, is a fine way to kill a couple of hours, if:

5. You have a hardcore obsession with Malin Akerman, you've already downloaded all the thumbnail nude photos of her that you can off Mr. Skin, and you just need more;

4. You get a kick out of hanging out with old men in suspenders and golfing pants, who pass the time spouting colorful dysphemisms for sexual intercourse;

3. Rob Corddry makes you laugh. The former performer on The Daily Show is funny as hell, and always seems to be in the funniest scenes of this flick;

2. You're still trying to get that Me, Myself & Irene taste out of your mouth;

1. You understand, and live your life by, the philosophy: "When she tells you to cock her, you cock her!"

Otherwise, ...you might wanna choose another flick.