"Daddy, what did you do for fun when you were a kid?"
I think they were bored.
"You mean, before cable TV, video games, high-priced gaming systems, personal computers, videos, DVDs, gameboys, scooters you didn't make yourself, Mp3s and iPods?"
"Uh...yeah. I guess."
They didn't seem to get my sarcasm.
"Let me grab my hatchet, and I'll show you."