(I make no judgements about content. I'm simply purging some of the clutter that's been inside my head since 1983.)
"I didn't know your name was Hughes. I asked if you wanted a menu."
~The very pretty Pizza Hut waitress to the Nicholas County High quarterback, who's last name is Hughes. In a moment of vanity, he thought his reputation as football star and community stud had preceded him.
The QB was so upset about his faux pas that he punched a wall and broke a finger. For the rest of his time in school, he was known as "Menus."