Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Jacknut Chronicles' Sunday Edition: Rush Might Consider Using The Other Half Of His Brain

With half his brain tied behind his back, Rush Limbaugh cherry-picked the personal tragedy of Elizabeth Edwards to make political hay.

"What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk."

The thrice-married radio talk show host should start using that other half of his brain now and again. The half he's been using for the last twenty years seems to be growing a bit tired.

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