A return to one of my favorite posts, from last year:
One of the most annoying aspects of this time of year for me is hearing people say "Valentymes" rather than "Valentines" Day. I hear it everywhere, and people from every walk of life seem to lapse into saying it during moments of excitability.
Huh? What? Youcantellme, c'mon!
Tell me, whatyougettin'forValentymes?."
The only consoling factor for me is that this annoyance ends on February 15th. Unlike my year-long struggle with people from Putnam County, WV, who regularly pronounce their county "Putman." It makes me want to drive a stake through their hearts.
I love it when two different rants find common ground.