Leslie Nielsen: 1926 - 2010

Leslie Nielsen dies, floats up to Heaven and walks up to the Pearly Gates where he is met by St. Peter.

St. Peter: "Good evening, Mr. Nielsen. I'm surprised to see you. Surely you can't be dead."

Leslie Nielsen: "I am dead, and don't call me Shirley."

Rest in peace, Mr. Nielsen. Thanks for a lifetime of laughs.